IT Techie, Hurry Up My Downloads Tonight [VIDEO]

An IT parody song to the tune of “Santa Baby.”

IT techie, just slip some RAM in my PC for me;
Been an awful good user, IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

IT techie, a 24” touchscreen too, adjust hue;
I’ll stay online for you, dear; IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

Think of all the sales I’ve missed;
Think of all the revenue that I’ve dismissed;
Next year I could be just as good... if you give my PC the assist.

IT techie, I want an SD slot and that’s not a lot;
Been an angel all year; IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

IT guru, one little thing I really need...
More speed... with a T1 line, IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

IT expert, and fill my device with effects and specs,
Windows 8 would be great, IT expert,
And hurry up my downloads tonight.

Come and upgrade my PC with some applications to improve productivity;
I’ll find solutions in you;
Can you find solutions for me...

IT techie, forgot to mention what I need most... A host...
I don’t mean for my party: IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.
Hurry up my downloads tonight,
Hurry, tonight!